WHO FARTED?

The look on his face reminds me of the look that we all make when we smell something strange, but don't really know what it is. Like fart that lingers in a grocery store isle, you turn the corner from the cereal isle and make your way into the frozen food section and then all the sudden a cloud of skank (Not Paris) surrounds you and you crinkle your nose a bit trying to take little smells and not a giant one because your afraid of being knocked out by the fumes. 

Here's Mr. Sometimes Hot and Sometimes Not, in this case I would say not, because he looks like he's smelling a fart that is hag left behind. Anyway, here he is leaving a gym after a workout with a personal trainer. Rumors going around the Whorewood today is that the tards known as Pete and Asshley Wentz are going to be asking Mr. Who Farted to be their child's godfather. 

Trust me, if this is true he's going to be crinkling his nose 24/7 because babies smell. No questions asked.