DUCK AND COVER!!!

This closely resembles what took me close to 20 minutes to unload this morning as I was typing the first post of the day. Think about it people.

A survey was done in the U to the K asking ladies and gents what person do they have nightmares about the most. Of course, everyone's favorite crackhead topped the list this year bumping Marilyn Manson, who really isn't that scary if you ask me. His act got tired a long, long, long time ago. If he was so hardcore as he claims to be he'd be dead by now. 

The list is as follows:

1. Wino

2. Marilyn Mason

3. Gordon Brown (WHO?)

4. Pete Doherty (He molests cats)

5. The Cheeky Girls (WHO, WHO, and WHO)

6. Simon Cowel/Kerry Katona

7. Cherie Blair (This bitch is scary, she looks a crackhead muppet that will cut you for meth)

8. Jodie Marsh (Wrong, How can perfection be scary?)

9. Heather Mills (Fuck Yeah. She will beat you with her peg leg)

10. Alistar Darling (Again WHO?)

Trust this about Heather Mills. I have a friend who works on Dancing with The Stars and said she was an insane bitch who had all these special food requests and shit, cause she don't eat meat or animal products. Whatever. My thoughts on the issue. If she wanted special food she should of carried it in her hollowed out peg leg. RIGHT?