THE REAL BEAUTY IN THE RAW

One Word: HEAVEN. I now know what heaven looks like. She's sassy, classy, and full of crabs.

Here's a quick story for you. While on one of my many adventures in Whorewood I actually saw her in person. She was on the other side of the street and I instantly stopped in my tracks, not because I wanted to but because the power that is above made me, then I turned my head to the left and threw up in one of those giant concrete flower pots that the ritzy businesses in Beverly Hills have outside the doors.

It was love at first site and I knew that there was a possibility of picking up a handful of 3rd world country diseases from her, but I didn't care, she's pure class and a saint in my eyes. Angelina better watch her back because this bitch in going to take over the word. Clown makeup and all.