Da Brat, who's been Miss Carey's scissor sister for years now, has just been sentenced to 3 years in prison for hitting some bitch upside the head with an empty rum bottle. Her family was in court today when the judge slapped her wrist and told her to get ready for daily muff diving, which I am sure she won't have a problem with in the least.
Here's a sample menu of weekday meals.
Mon: Tuna Casserole
Tues: Beef Curtain Stir fry
Wed: Bearded Clams (Steamed and smothered in cream sauce) MUALGH
Thur: Tuna Tar Tar
Fri: Bald Beaver Pot Pie
Sounds great and you know she won't have a hard time eating any of it as it's placed directly on top of her face while she lays on her back in bed. A Squatted Meal is the technical term for that type of eating.
Enough, I am making myself sick.
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