This is suppose to be Kayne West out and about in Los Angeles yesterday. I have a hard time believing this as this guy resembles the homeless black man that I always see pissing on the telephone pole in the alley behind my house in between dumpster diving. This is no joke, this guy finds so many treasures in those dumpsters. One time he found a bike with no wheels and from the sound of things when he found it one would think it was the best day of this homeless life so far. Of course I had to get my ass off the couch and pause Rock of Love to check out the action. Once I made it out to the alley he was walking around with the wheelless bike over his head like he had just won an Olympic Gold for dumpster diving. When I saw him the next day the bike was gone, so who knows what happened to tit (it's a keeper).I seriously think this may be him, if not they are related. You'd be really surprised how clean most homeless people are. Granted I would not wear white on the streets of LA if I was homeless, but to each their own right?
Let's do the homeless breakdown.
Backpack (Check)
Plastic Bags (Check)
Unshaven (Check)
Layers and Layers of clothes on a 100 degree day (Check)
Standing in from of a retard sign (Check)
Alright everyone, I think we got a homeless ho on our hands.
P.S. Don't ever give the so called homeless people money on Venice Beach. They are loaded as fuck, just like the street kids of Portland Oregon who are rebelling against their rich as fuck parents so they spend all day downtown doing drugs before jumping into the Audi's or BMW's and heading home.
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