Everyone's favorite piss lover was rushed to the hospital in NYC last night after cutting her foot on a glass table in her hotel room. One person described the room as looking like a murder scene with blood from floor to ceiling. NO bitch that was ketchup from the dozen or so foot longs she picked up on the corner and hour later. There are several possible reasons why she cut her foot:1. She was getting gang banged on the glass table by the dozen foot longs she bought and it broke
2. She was letting the hotel staff piss on her while she laid spread eagle on the table and it broke
3. In her mind she's petite and can sit anywhere, well no on this table. Her fat ass broke it.
4. It never fucking happened and was all for publicity as she is now a new "star" on the new season of Dancing With The Stars. She's a publicity whore and knows it.
I just hope the cut, if it really happened, is deep enough to where it will keep her off the streets for a few weeks that way my eyes refocus back to normal and leave the wide angle ass vision behind for a time.
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