BIG BIRDS LONG LOST TWIN

What the fuck kind of outfit is this? Feathers, I mean seriously, feathers. You know by the end of the night those feathers were used, abused, and matted together like dreadlocks. Just another Bukkake party after a Hollywood premiere, usually these only involve Crazy McBottom, but he needs a rest every once in a while. Needs to rest the throat and clean out his eyes.

Here's the lead singer, or a singer, I am not too sure, from the girl group Danity Kane looking like Big Birds long lost twin sister. Her mom and dad must be so proud of her. Isn't she the one who got knocked up by Diddy, then had an abortion? Or am I thinking about someone else?

Any way she's pure class. The next Shauna Sand. Did she go to the Shuana Sand School for Skank? If so, sign this skank up. I already own a pair of lucite high heels.