About mother fucking time. This bitch has been pregnant for 516 days, 17 hours, 42 minutes, and 6 seconds according to my Knock-Up Gwen Clock that I purchased from your mama's ass. Joking, your mama only sells homemade dream catchers and bottle cap jewerly.
Any way this bitch checked herself into Cedars Sinai Hospital in LA for a C-Section. Fuck that, this bitch just needs to fart and that baby will slid right out.
That kids going to come out walking and talking with a full head of hair and a couple teeth.
Up to the mother fucking Date: So she finally dropped her new son this afternoon, but the best thing about this news the the name. Caution: Please make sure you are sitting down........drum roll......
ZUMA NESTA ROCK........ What the fuck kind of name is that.
I am setting up, yet again, another fund for therapy, cause you know this kid is going to need it with a name like that. I am call CPA as we speak.
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