Give me a fucking break. These bitches can only read fast food menus and prescription medication bottles.Maybe if she didn't allow her daughter to dress like a complete fucking whorebag when she was 16 she may of turned out differently. The poor girl was on the cover of Rolling Stone Magazine dressed in panties and a bra. I wonder how many loads were shot over cover?
And obviously she wasn't around to teach her youngest about the birds and the bees, instead she let her follow in the amazing footsteps of her fast food, 5150 crazy as fuck, older sister. Knocked up at 16 and living the white trash life at Wal-Mart.
The older brother seems to be on the only sane one for now, but I am sure, with fingers crossed, that some crazy shit will come out on him. Hopefully it has something to do with farm animals, crisco, and nipple clamps. If that's the case then the Spears Family would be complete.
Crazy Dad (Check)
Useless Mom (Check)
Pervert Farm Animal Fucking Older Brother (Check)
5150 Crazy As Fuck Middle Child (Check)
16 Year Old Pregnant Younger Sister (Check)
That ladies and gentleman is the American Dream.
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