I am amazed how many people are knocked up now a days. It's like no one has anything better to do then stare at a ceiling. Porn stars are now getting knocked, as Jenna Jameson just announced. Her and tiny dick, he's showing everyone how big he is in the picture, are going to be adding another kid to this unholy world. You know it won't look like her though, as she has more plastic parts than Barbie and I hope for the kids sake that it doesn't look like him, he's always reminded me of someone with a slight case of the Down's, who was just slow enough to be accepted in to the Special Olympics.
I am sure she won't have any trouble dropping that baby, as her vag has been around the block more times than Paris. She's had more meat than an Italian Salami Shop.
Congrats Douchebags on your impending addition to the family. Just going by what I know about them the child is either going to end up being a stripper or a fighter, a fighting stripper, that sounds fun, but isn't that what Pamela Anderson does?
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