Tuesday, August 26, 2008

MEOW.......

Grab the KY cause there's a new rumor floating around these parts saying that Cher is being considered to play Catwoman in the new Batman movie. 

How many fucking Batman movies can there be? I have no desire to watch any of them, but I always end up doing so, usually while I am drinking with "friends" (friends meaning the pillows on my couch that now have faces due to my black sharpie. They are good friends, always listen to me and never talk back or question me) and giving myself a hand job after my hand falls asleep, seriously if you haven't do this DO IT NOW. 

Cher may be rehearsing for the part already or at least one would think due to the picture above that has just very recently been released. It may or may not be for her Vegas show, but either way it looks like there was a pussy attacked and I am not talking about Paris Hilton on a Saturday night.

Why don't they have Jocelyn Wildenstein to play the part, she's already in character.

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