The folks at In Touch Magazine did a poll about who has the hottest abs in Whorewood. The list is below, starting with #10. Granted abs are nice, but I would like to rework the list and replace "abs" with "would you or would you not".10. Matthew McConaughey (Only if he showered, but shower or no shower he probably has issues with getting it up due to all the pot that he smokes. I've been there and I know this.)
9. Zac Efron (Gotta get him out of Crazy McBottom's bed first)
8. Brody Jenner (NO, he reminds me of a hairy Ewoke)
7. Gavin Rossdale (Only if that anteater peter is clean, I am allergic to Cheese)
6. Ryan Sutter (The bod is hot, but the face looks too Downs for me)
5. Shemar Moore (I don't do Chocolate)
4. Hugh Jackman (If I can tear him away from his "wife")
3. Mario Lopez (Only after he cleans my house, mows my grass, and repairs my toilet)
2. Robert Buckley (I don't know who he is, but why the hell not I've done it before)
1. David Beckham (Yes, but this bitch cannot talk. I do not like Minnie Mouse.)
Oh hell who am I kidding, I do them all. Invite them over for a gang bang, Efron's bringing the Crisco.
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