WHAT THE FUCK ARE THE ALMA AWARDS?

Here's the ugly mexican bitch at the ALMA Awards over the weekend. Just what in the fuckity fuck are ALMA Awards anyway? I immediately think of the movie Sister Act when I hear the word Alma. Why you ask? It's simple. When Whoopie takes over the choir and that old moth ball who plays the piano can't hear what she's saying o the Whoop has to stomp her foot on the ground to get her attention. Well that old moth balls name in the movie is Alma.

I love that movie and I watch it each and every time it's on the TV, which is at least twice a day, every day. It's classic.

The only award that America, don't get me started on the name, would win in my book is the "Put A Bag Over My Face Award", this bitch is dog shit ugly and look how she's standing in that pic too. Reminds me of when a girl won't sit on a toilet seat so they just spread their legs and let it dribble down, before shaking it dry. Either that or she has a really, really bad case of hemmroids and has to stand wide legged with her feet turned in to cool off her ring of fire. 

I am going with the latter of the two.