Yesterday during my retarded layover in Denver I was browsing the local Hudson News store looking for something to steal, I mean purchase when out of the corner of my eye I spotted this crazy as fuck Asian bitch standing next to me. To my surprise it was Bai Ling, yes the crazy bitch above smelling her fingers. And she doesn't need to ask nor tell anyone because we all know that Asian tang smells like fish, just like any finger or object stuck up John Travolta or Crazy Mcbottom's ass will come out smelling like Crisco, latex, and day old semen. I did a double take of this bitch because I didn't know if she was going to grab something and run or try to karate chop my ass. I say karate chop my ass not because she's Asian, but because she had those crazy eyes that only genuinely crazy people have. Big bug eyes with the left one turning in a little bit. She was dressed like her usual skank self. Basically a black tub top/sports bra type of shirt to show her belly off, which looked great by the way, nothing that I am into, but it did look good, and low cut army pants that actually showed off about an inch of her ass crack, no joke. I saw Asain crack last night, but it didn't get me stoned like I thought it would. For some reason everyone thought it was odd that I placed my nose right on her ass and took a giant snort, everyone except her.
Our eye locked for a few seconds then I ran off screaming like a 10 year old girl obsessed with the Jonas Bros. This bitch is that scary, yes indeed.
After that I grabbed some fries from McDonalds and a pretzel from Auntie Annies then plopped my ass in a seat and waited to board my flight. Good Times in Denver.
Smell my finger!!!
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