The Tuna TarTar Twosome, I just made that up and I love it, rolled out of bed and hit the streets of Miami today to do some shopping and, fingers crossed, score an 8 ball or two of that really good Colombian shit. Sorry, I forgot, Lindsey is clean and sober just like Paula "Where am I" Abdul. I love the two illegal immigrants behind them trying to figure out how to work the cameras that they just stole from around the corner.
I don't understand why they are both looking on different directions. Is it because they don't want to be seen together, cause too late for that bitches cause you're on Illegal Immigrant Camera. Wait a second, maybe you actually are, if they can figure out how to use them.
"Chiqueta how do you work this camera, Esa?'
'Oh Papa Conessa, I don't know just push the buttons."
"I just looked at the watch I stole, time to get pregnant, let's go."
And that ladies and gentleman, sums up this post.
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