........cause I am going smack this ass monkey upside the head. He left Drew Barrymore for that rehabbed vampire toothed skank. What the fuck is Hollywood coming too?Any way here is the shit for brains Justin Long and Kirsten Dump, AKA Kiki, at Sunset Junction getting their drink and obviously their zip on. Look at that thing. I am sure it has it's own zip code, private jet, and condo in Malibu by now. He's just way too hot for her, granted he's kind of goofy, but a hot goofey in the way that Vince Vaughn isn't.
I hope he got her drunk, put it in her no-no hole, grabbed the money from her purse and got the fuck out there because I could not imagine waking up next to that thing in the morning. Like a nightmare come true.
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