A LITTLE STORY

Right before I started posting for the day I gave birth to a brown trout that I swear was bigger than Mini Me. Below is a list of what I ate yesterday: 

1. About 8 cups of coffee

2. 1 elephant ear or fried dough from the town carnival I went to with my family yesterday

3. 1 Cheeseburger and 1 order of fries with a root beer float on the side

4. 1/2 a funnel cake, split it with one of my inbreed cousins. (Am I bashing myself here?)

5. A giant movie theater style box of Hot Tamales

6. Half of an apple (WEIRD)

7. 1 piece of apple pie

8. Chinese Food. My order was as follows: Fried Shrimp, Chicken Chow Mein, Sesame Chicken, Pork Fried Rice, BBQ Pork, Crab Puff Wontons. 

9. Bowl of Cheerios right before bed.

It was so large and I used so much energy pushing it out that my legs gave out when I stood up and I had to brace myself against the wall in order to retain my balance. By the way it was a double flusher so that gives you an idea of just how large it was.

The pic above is the best visual I could give in regards to size.