TURKEY LEG FIGHT

Hark, Come Yander, Whateve the fuck that means, but I told you earlier that I am bringing Hark back, so I am going to be using it as much as possible.

Any way on this this chubby checker. She's the chick from Hairspray and her and her dad were just arrested from beating the shit out of lady with a turkey leg ( I AM JOKING, but could see it happening cause chubby checkers always inhaling turkey legs) at an airport on some island in the Caribbean. 

Chubby Checker and Daddy Checker were both booked on causing bodily harm to the bitch. Here's what happened in my opinion. There was only 1 Sbarro Pizza joints in that small airport and they were both running to be the next in line when Chubby Checker used her hip power and sent the bitch flying, then Daddy Checker pulled the turkey leg out of his carry on and started to beat the bitch down for trying to cut in front of his precious Chubby Checker and family meal ticket.

That's the story and I am sticking to it and YOU KNOW the fight was over food no matter what the media is reporting.

UPDATE: My first update, exciting. Apparently the other party involved in the fight was a former has been contestant form America's Next Top Model, don't get me started on that shit, and it was all caused over seats. Chubby Checker was saving seats for her family, but the ANTM has been wanted them for her family. YOU KNOW those seats were made out of cheese whiz, (yummmmmmm on apples) popcorn, and yes, turkey legs. What's wrong with sitting on the floor, from the looks of them they were all born on one.