SOME MISTAKES?

Meg Ryan, AKA Fish Lip Fuck Up, has admitted that she made a some mistakes in the early 2000's. For example, she left her husband, the hot ass Dennis Quaid, for the fat fuck Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe??? Mualgh. He reminds me of one of those really mean fuckers at the bathhouse that just slams it in really quick and fucks for like two seconds because they angry at the world....... Not that I have any experience in this, I am just saying.  Plus this guy looks like a fucking hippo with no neck, short stubby limbs, and a face only the Wino's mother could love and that ain't saying much.

She said she ended it with Russell because she didn't think it was right. I say the reason she ended it with him was because the movie they both stared in and started fucking in was a complete and udder shit bomb. Similar in size, color, and odor to the one that I personally just produced. 

I personally could not imagine going from the hotness that is Dennis Quaid to the Barnyard that is Russell Crowe. It obviously affected her, just look at the picture above. 

Her mistakes are as follows:

*She has more body glitter on that a Thai Tranny Hooker.

*Her lips look like a wore out O ring.

*Her face has more crisco on it than Crazy McBottom's ass.

All of the above can be fixed, but she may need therapy and some good old electro shock to get over her barnyard animal obsession fucking. That shit will fuck you up.