Following in the foot steps of another power bottom fister Mr. Martin is now the proud papa of twin boy born via a turkey baster and petrie dish, AKA, a surrogate mother. Gay, Gay, Gay, but good for him. When I first read the headline my immediate though was. Can you fertilize a turd now? I did a little research and took a couple tests and found out that No you can't fertilize a turd yet, but leave up to science and those Koreans and before you know it we will be able too.
The spokeswhore for Mr. Martin released the following statement this morning.
"The children, delivered via gestational surrogacy, are healthy and already under Ricky's full time care. Ricky is elated to begin this new chapter in his life and will be spending the remainder of the year out of the public spotlight in order to spend time with his children"
Alright, hasn't he been out of the spotlight for years now anyway, at least since 1999 when he won that Grammy and Madonna gushed over him at the awards. He did live La Vida Loca and Shake His Bon Bon for a couple months, but then poof he vanished quicker than a dick does down Paris's throat.
The babies were born a few weeks ago. 2008 is the year of the baby. Time to change your calendar China. Congrats to Ricky and the kids.
Shouldn't the sash he's wearing about read "King of the Penis"?
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