Wednesday, August 6, 2008

GRAB THE CRISCO!!!

Every Fister's dream was snapped leaving the gym yesterday looking extra buff. Granted he looks good, I am not knocking him there, but this kid must tweeze his eyebrows on a daily basis to keep in the shape that they are. They have perfect little arches and you never, I repeat, never see him with a blemish, AKA, Giant Zit.

All 20 years olds have zits, that's just a part of life. He probably uses his long luscious bangs to cover them up. He should be the new model for Cover Girl, throw that tank ass Queen Latifah to the curb.

I am sure wherever John Travolta is he has a giant zucchini criscoed up and on standby in case more pics of Twinkle Toes make their way to the web today.

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