One hairy pussy and one wrinkled pussy. Just like a Norman Rockwell card. Memories. Alright, butting ( it's staying) to the chase. This hot hairy pussy saved the life of this 97 year old wrinkled pussy. Believe it or not. Here's what went down. The hairy pussy was meowing in the middle of the night and this really pissed the wrinkled pussy off, because she knows that when she wakes up in the middle of the night she has to change her diaper because she pisses herself while she sleeps. I did it until I was 12, so it's okay, I feel your pissed pain.
When wrinkled pussy picked up the hairy pussy to throw her ass outside she smelled smoke so she ran outside, in just her bra and undies cause she likes to it hot in the bedroom, and flagged down a car, but it was too late as the damage to House of Howling Pussy exceeded $100,000 and the wrinkled pussy canceled her home owners insurance 4 years ago. But she's not sad because her old wrinkled is still alive and kicking and she has her hot hairy pussy to thank for it. She even told reporters that as a treat she's going to give her a can of salmon and by can of salmon I mean she's going to spread them and let the hairy pussy go to town on her tuna tartar.
MUALGH!!!! That one was almost too much for me to take.
Sorry for the lack posts today, I attended a family gathering and by family gathering I mean I watched all my old fat aunts sweat to the oldies (themselves) while eating hamburgers and talking about their bunions and corns. Tomorrow will be back to normal.
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