H to the motherfucking ARK I am back. I tried my best to posted as much as I could while out on my whirlwind trip to NYC, but could not find a single minute yesterday as I was having all kinds of fucking drama at the airport, but more of that later on.You better stock up on Cheetos right now because before you know the Cheeto Kingdom will be going under. Yes you read right, Cheetos will no longer exist. Why you ask? Well Brit Brit, or 5150, recently gave and interview saying that her former tank ass has given them up, which means they are going under as she was the only person keeping them afloat. Consuming several dozen bags a day, as she did, keep the company going and now they are losing their #1 customer. Sad sad day in the world of Cheetos. Expect news about the company going under very soon.
5150 says that she is now living a healthier lifestyle and has cut out sugar while increasing her work out routines. When the fuck did smoking become healthy? This bitch smokes more cigs than Crazy McBottom takes cock.
5150 now sticks to a chicken, rice, avocado, egg white, turkey burger, etc.... diet, with a side of cocaine, daily jello shots, and diet pills. Okay not the last part, but you know this crazy bitch is not just consuming the above list. She probably has a mini fridge hidden in the back of her closet that full of whip cream, Little Debbie snack cakes, bacon, and can after can of soda.
She claims to only eat 1200 calories, I eat that before 10am each day, per day and according to her that is a lot of food because she eats only healthy things now, like cigs.
Granted she does look better in a bikini that she did a few months ago, but smoking is not a healthy lifestyle, just ask Debbie with the hole in her throat. Do you remember her? I loved that bitch and even dressed up as her for Halloween once. I loved those commercials with her even more than I love myself and that shit is a lot. Trust a bitch.
There's a great pic of 5150's weave above. Will someone buy this bitch a comb already?
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