Comb that fucking hair and don't even try to blame that mess on the fact that you are riding down Sunset Blvd with the top down. Here's her Majesty with her hot ass body guard and rumored new lover going for a joy ride around town today. No particular place to go, so they just drove and drove and drove. Hasn't she had little patch of acne on her chin/mouth/corner crack area for months now? At least since February after her 5150 spell.
**Ding ding**, I just figured out what her hair reminds me of. ME!!! Well at least the lower half of my body when I get lazy and decide not to trim my rain forest for a few months. Yes I turn into a Yeti down their, but it keeps me warm and gives me something to comb since my mom took away my collection of My Little Ponies, and No I don't mean my collection of Sara Jessica Parker pictures, I mean my actual collection of My Little Ponies. I must of had dozens of them and Care Bears too. My favorite was Champ.
Do the world a favor and put the top up the next time you're out for a joy ride. On that note, I am going to go comb.
No comments:
Post a Comment