DID A HURRICANE HIT LA?

Did Hurricane something or other, there's too many to keep count of and none of them have hot sounding names, except for Bertha, hit LA and  get caught in this rats nest that is called "hair"?

Horses hair maybe, but not real human hair.

Here's Christina or Xtina for all you Puerto Rican sluts doing something on the streets of LA that required she have major bed head or a bad, really bad, weave. 

How has her hair not falling out yet, or is it still in place due to all the loads of jizz that's been shot in there over the years?

Discuss

I WISH THAT CHOKER WAS TIGHTER

Every fucking picture. Is that thing glued on? So here's another Lohan skank, not sure if she's the youngest because their moms a whore, but either way here she is. Is it just me or does she kind of look like a 40 year old troll doll? And if she had a nose job she need to ask for her money back because that thing looks more like a turd with nostrils than a nose.

She's at some event here, but I could care less. I see Lindsey passed along her secret for getting acting jobs, standing around with your mouth open. It worked for her sister so why not her.

SPEAKING OF CRAZY

Smile bitch you got 1000 Chinese trying to track your ass down and turn you into dinner. Here's another crazy and guess what, She's being sued too!!!! Everyone's being sued today, from Mini Me's Tard, to Crazy McBottom, to This Crazy Whore.

Apparently she pissed off a bunch of Chinese earthquake victims by saying that the earthquake in China a few months ago was caused by Karma for being mean to all those people in Tibet. Well her doorbell when, Ching Chong, today and she was slapped with a lawsuit for 1 Billion, yes 1 Billion dollars today. 

Don't fuck with the Chinese, soon that country is going to be more powerful than the USA. Scary, but true and if you have a dog, kiss that thing goodbye or eat it yourself before they can. 

WATCH YOUR BACK!!!

I was taking a break from being an asshole and eating an apple with peanut butter when I almost lost it all over my key board. The cause:

Yes, Crazy McBottom. Each and every time I see a picture of him I am shocked by the fact that he is upright and not on his back with his legs behind his head. 

Anyway, Crazy has been named in a $250 Million dollar lawsuit by some former Scientology associate who bailed from the cult a while ago, but claims he being harassed and fears for his own safety. Trust me I would too, if I sued them. 

He claims that his wife was lied too, etc...... to be honest I don't really care I just want this thing to go to try so maybe, just maybe, all the dirty laundry will be aired and we can finally find out what the hell is going with this cult. And yes, it's a cult no matter what you've heard.

SCARECROW AND MR. QUEEN

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THE TARD AND THE MIDGET

So the midget fucked the retard (Anyone else think she looks like she's suffering from a case of the downs? Or it is just me?) and all he got out of it was throw on the floor and his scooter flipped over. 

Mini-Me is claiming that crazy eyes attacked him, flipped over his scooter, scooped him up off the bed like a baby and dropped his midget ass on the floor. He's suing the bitch for 20 Million or some crazy ass amount. 

Now, I am pretty educated about midgets, as my family always attended the Little People Conventions when they come to town. Alright, you caught me in a lie, we didn't "attend" them like go to the meetings and midget dances and shit like that, but we basically sat in the lobby of the hotel where the event was taking place and watched. Kind of like being at a zoo, a very, very small zoo.

I have no idea how he humped her, I am assuming how a chiwawa (spelled wrong, but I don't care) humps someone's leg, but I say good for him. Everyone needs something to hump once in a while. Thank God for pillows.

WHERE'S HER OTHER HIP?

First of all the dumb bitch is going country now. I don't have a problem with country music, but there's enough of them already singing it. I don't need to hear another person explaining how they "shot their dog and their daddy died".

Secondly, she's missing a fucking hip. How can she stand up. Terrible, terrible photoshop job. 

Thirdly, I've seen pics of her from just a few days ago and the bitch ain't that skinny. 

Fourthly, did Papa Joe give her that pearl necklace and if so, why's it discolored?

I'D CRY TOO

I'd cry too if I ever got that close to the bitch. The poor kid is going to be needing some therapy for years to come. What a cruel mom he has. I am thinking about call CPA and turning the bitch in the neglect and abuse. 

I am not certain, but my guess is the giant whoose (not sure if that's really a word, but I am sticking with it) of air that came from her giant grand canyon vagina freaked the poor kid out enough to shit his pants and then cry about it.

I would take that kid right to center of disease control, because god only knows what he picked up. 

WHAT THE FUCK???

I've seen some fucked up shoes in my life, but seriously what the fuck are these. It looks like she had some old socks that lost the elastic and fell down under her heels. What's so wrong with just wearing a pair of flip flops? Everyone does it from time to time, even that skinny ass bitch knows as Posh, but she would rather have a pair of heals on. 

Give those shoes to a homeless guy and move on. I am sure there's one around the corner shitting in some alley. Trust me, there's a homeless guy in every alley in Los Angeles and if they aren't shitting, then they smell like it.

SHE MAY BE KICKING THE BUCKET

Reports are going around saying that the Queen of Crazy, at least is what I like to refer to her as, is having some trouble breathing and might be on her way out to the pasture in the sky. She's old, old people die, that's life. 

If she didn't weight her old ass down with all that tacky ass jewelry their probably wouldn't be so much pressure and strain on that wrinkled prune known as her body. 

The pic above reminds of how a retard looks when you swing something shiny in front of them, either that or a just another crazy old lady that smells like moth balls and wet depends. 

DID SOMEONE SAY GIANT PUSSY?

It's funny, because when you say giant pussy or hear someone say giant pussy you automatically think of the virus below. I am sure her hot pocket resembles the Bat Cave. Wait a second, is that where all of Christian Bales scenes were shot? Possibly.

Any way onto another giant pussy. I am not sure if we are talking about the cat or the lady holding it, but they're both hotter than shit so it doesn't really matter. This cat is 44 pounds or something like that, almost a record. 44 pounds isn't really a lot if you think about it. That's only one Olsen.

SAD NEWS!!!

Sad news to report out of Whorewood. As you all know there was a "moderate" earthquake that rattled some nerves and sent some shit flying off the shelves somewhere out by Riverside.

The sad new is that the slutbag above is still alive and kicking, as are the other whores that make their parents so proud. This is her "Oh" face, which in her case stands for "Oh my god why is their not something in my mouth." 

I think she was dropped as baby.

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