Sunday, August 24, 2008

THESE TWO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME

Seriously if I saw them on the street I would turn around and run in the opposite direction while screaming like a 12 year old Jonas Bro fan. That's what the person behind them in the picture is doing. 

First of all, what the fuck is with the sunglasses at night? This look does not work on any living person, brainwashed person, or robot. 

2ndly, what the fuck is up with dressing the same? You know it's Crazy McBottom that does this. He probably tries on what she's planning on wearing, take a few pics of it for himself, then tries to match her outfit with clothes of his own.

Thirdly, The lifts in his shoes must be a good 6 inches. Like high heels for me. She towers over him and in this pic they are almost the same height.

She's so brainwashed she's beyond help and why do you never, ever see her parents around. Do you think Crazy McBottom banned them from seeing their daughter. Her parents have probably retired so they should have all the free time in the world right? Wrong, Crazy McBottom ran up behind them and held one of his used and abused party jockstraps to their faces until they passed out, then had them rolled up in an old rug and shipped off to a Sandals Resort until the brainwashing of their daughter was complete.

FREAKS

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