Thursday, August 14, 2008

GLAMOUR DISASTER


Did someone get their lips done? She probably got both sets plumped up. I can only imagine how bloated and swollen her vaggy vag is. Like Oprah after a night of binge eating on Marie Callender's Pies. Don't get me started on those. Sometimes I buy two or three and just eat them throughout the whole day. I don't even cut slices, just eat them right out of the containers that they come in. I am such a whore.

What is this bitch doing out so soon after having her boobs and face worked on? I would be taking advantage of the recovery and have people surrounding me feeding me grapes, massaging my feet, combing my hair, and signing Church Hymns. 

Especially that song by Khia called "My Neck, My Back" The Dirty Version.

"My Neck, My Back, Lick My Pussy and My Crack" That song always brings me closer to the lord above Mr. Jesus H. Christ. Holla!!!

Back to fish lips, I get so easily distracted. Who the fuck needs that much shit from Kitson? Please, this is for a photo op only, I am sure she drove her ass around the block and took everything back inside the rear door. I mean how many dresses can her husband wear in a year?

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