They are out once again, but don't worry as they each have computer chips installed in the back of their neck so Crazy McBottom can track their every move. You know he's in the hotel watching on his computer or in the that trash can behind them in the first pic, he just rolls around behind them until they return to the hotel. Kind of like that crazy as fuck guy on Dr. Phil who tracked his wife's every move by putting a GPS locater in her car, but didn't tell her.
Anyway, little Robot Suri and Stepford Wife went on a stroll around NYC and while out Suri inquired between bottle breaks, isn't she too old to be sucking on a bottle still, I don't have any kids of my own, but know that a 2 or however old she is should not be using a bottle anymore. That kid is going to have crazy as fuck buck teeth. I digress, whatever that means, Little Suri asked where daddy came from and of course being the wonder and attentive mother that technology has made her Mrs. Crazy McBottom felt like pointing it our for her.
"You see that bright north star honey. Look I am pointing at it. Well that's where Daddy comes from and all of his friends. Now let's make a run for it. Run Bitch Run everyone's on their own."
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