Here's everyone favorite vitamin beer drinking country bumkin lounging in a pool wearing her new trademark cowboy hat, cause she so country now. Apparently this bitch in on a mini vacation in Miami of all places. Where's Hurricane Fey when we need her, whip this bitch up in your winds and drop her ass out in the middle of the the Atlantic. Global Warming would not be a bad thing if this happened. Roma Tomato was no where in sight, as he was probably calling his old flame Carrie Underwear. You know he still calls her, regardless of what the dumb slut about says.
Jessica "I am so Country" Simpson's former husband, Nick "Where's my Career" Lachey was also in the area at the same time and thank god they didn't run into each other. Chances are that wouldn't of happened anyway as he was staying at the airport Comfort Inn, while she was staying on at a Miami Beach hotel.
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