SERIOUSLY?

Seriously, Sunglasses at night? Give me a fucking break. These two are fucking retarded. The lovely lickers had a date night on Saturday evening where they caught the horrible movie Tropic Thunder. I haven't seen the movie, but hate Ben Stiller so the movie it horrible, end of story. 

Sam is looking kinda hot in the pic on the right. Like a hot 20 something year old boy trying to be Whorewood cool.  Like when you are at a party and you see someone you think is really hot across the room, but when you finally make your way over to them you realized that that person is of the opposite sex of you and it completely ruins your night. 

Apparently after the movie these two were accosted by the paps and one asked them to hold hands and kiss for the camera and then all hell broke loose. Lohan went ape shit, like I do when my corner liquor store is out of the pony kegs of Paps Blue Ribbon, and pulled her hood over her face and started screaming. I personally feel that this question should be asked each and every time she's out in public, because, I am sure you will all agree with me, that she looks best with her face covered. No one wants to see a coke whore with a leather glove for a face roaming the streets after dark. 

And seriously what the fuck are up with the glasses at night? Get a fucking life.