GIVE THIS BITCH A SAMITCH

What the fuck is going on here. I can't believe her husband would be into fucking this, she has the body of a 12 year old boy and A Posh Head, AKA, Giraffe Head all on a skinny as shit body. I am all for one about being skinny, but you have to look healthy while doing it. You cannot replace your lady parts with man parts and that is exactly what is going on here in the chest area.

The weight of her head is going to make her topple over like an ostrich. Not a good look on the streets on NYC, but it could be very profitable. 

Anyway, here she is arriving to a taping of David Letterman earlier today. She only requested Lemon Water and Celery Sticks in her dressing room, Oh who am I kidding, and a salt lick as well. Zoo animals are fun. 

EAT SOMETHING.