Friday, August 22, 2008

HANG THE BITCH

I am starting a petition to get this bitch hung by her stringy as fuck hair. A police officer in LA saw her toss her ciggy butt on the ground and rode his bike across to the street with the hopes of giving her a citation, but being the smooth talker that she is she was able to get of the ticket. After enjoying a nice lunch at P.F. Changs she was outside puffing on a cancer stick, why do people still smoke, then when she was finished she tossed it on the curb. As the police officer rode up to her he asked her to pick the butt up and toss it into the trash can that was next to her. She declined and instead was given a verbal warning and told that if he sees her doing it again she will be fined. 

FUCK THAT. HANG THE BITCH. She's nothing special, after 4 1/2 minutes no one will care anymore. 

I recently checked with several of my law enforcement friends, not really law enforcement friends, but instead friends who have fucked or are fucking police officers in Los Angeles and they told me that littering is a crime regardless of who you are. This police officer should be hung himself. LA has enough trash, Paris, Lindsey, Miley, etc...... I could go on for days, the last thing we need is the streets littered with more of it. 

Either hang the bitch and get it over quick, or make her smoke a carton a day and have her die a slow and painful death.  Your choice.


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