Here's Crazy McBottom with his Robot/Contract wife at the premier of Tropic Thunder last night. First of all I am not seeing this movie as I cannot stand Ben Stiller, he bugs the fuck out of me. McBottom is trying to look about 20 years younger with the fitted jeans and white sneakers. He's working on getting Zac Efron and all of his smooth bodied in bed. Trust this. I've heard stories.
And here's one for your enjoyment. A few years back, when these two crazy as fuck douchebags started "bumping uglies", you know they really don't unless she straps one on, a little bird whispered in my ear and told me that his people had created a list of potential wives for him and he was set up in dates with all of them for publicity purposes only. Apparently Kaite Holmes was like 6th or 7th on the list, the list was all actresses in their early or mid 20's, but she really didn't have anything else going on and agreed to be part of the relationship, AKA contract. From what I was told, and this person would have all the informed trust me, the marriage is suppose to last for a handful of years and produce 2 children. For each year and each child they have she is paid a certain dollar amount.
I can totally see this being true. My friend also told me that Crazy McBottom has several "parties" all around Los Angeles, with most parties consisting of younger gentleman. Imagine that.
Their body language basically says it all, look at any picture of them, they are like oil and water, they just don't mix and if you're lucky enough to get them to mix, they will quickly separate.
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