Konichiwa Bitches. I am back. At least for now, but that story is on the way.Big Big Big news in the Giant Pussy world. Two of the worlds most famous muff divers bumped kittens over the weekend and made it legal. Hopefully, fingers and pussies crossed, they will make it and prove all those close minded fuckers wrong. But we have to remember that 50% of all marriages end in divorce.
I personally think it's great that California, as fucked up as it is, is breaking out of the box (no pun intended) and allowing everyone to be treated equally when it comes to marriage, but enough of this sentimental shit right? Let's talk some shit.
Muff Diver 1 and Muff Diver 2 only married in front of 19 or so people, which comes a surprise to most of us as Muff Diver 1 has been bragging about and dropping hints about how this wedding was going to be off the fucking hook with strippers, strap ons, ball gags, and anal beads. Maybe not the last part, but imagine how fun that wedding would be. They both wore Zac Posen clothing, and when I say clothing I mean Muff 1 wore the lesbian power suit while Muff 2 took on the lipstick lesbian role and dressed in full fairy princess garb.
Congrats to the happy hot pockets. Much love, lube, and latex fists.
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