Thursday, August 14, 2008

THE LATEST IN WAL-MART FASHION


She's at it again folks. This time The Phoeb, I know it's spelled wrong but that's how I refer to her, called the paps and asked them to me her in the employee break room at the local Wal-Mart so she could show off the latest designs in combo locks. This bitch gets all the good gigs. 

Seriously take a look at the first picture. Her "jewelry" looks like that combo lock on the locker behind her. You know that her locker, there is no denying it. How can people get anything when they are around her. It's like Jesus took a dump from about and this angle fell to earth from the heavens above. 

Here's she is stopping traffic outside of Denny's. They were out of chicken breasts so they called her up and asked if they could borrow her cheeks for they. JOKING. She's such a giver. 

I don't really know what she's doing on that catwalk, nor does anyone else as no one is taking pictures or even paying attention to her. My favorite part of the pic is the two illegals on the right hand side. You know they are just looking for something to steal or their next baby's daddy. Anchor Babies Away!!!


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