SHE CAN RETURN TO THE BRIDGE

It's a great day to be a troll. Mary Kate Troll is off the hook and on her way back to the bridge to terrorize the local children. The Fed, or DEA, or something or other has dropped their investigation into the death of Heath Ledger.

As you may or may not know, MK Troll was suppose to be questioned about all the prescriptions that Mr. Ledger has in his room at the time of his death. Some are wondering in MK Troll had anything to do with that, because she was the first person really to find out about his death and the massage lady called her over and over when she discovered the body instead of calling for help.

I may not be a genius, but I do know that Trolls at not doctors and when someone is hurt you do not call 911Troll, instead you call 911.

The Troll sisters are celebrating with rails of cocaine, lettuce leaves, and a nice pack of Marb Reds. The breakfast of champions, or at least Trolls.

RUB MY BELLY