THERE BETTER BE TWINS IN THERE!

Cause if there aren't she's fucked. She'll be giving birth to the 5 year old and at 5 years old the nails and teeth are fully developed, so that thing is going to be tearing her vag apart left and right. Kind of how Oprah devours a whole BBQ pig when she's her feet at her house in Hawaii.

Her creepy as fuck 17th husband, I know she hasn't had 17 husbands just play along okay, it's easier if you do, better start praying now, because if she has this look on her face before they pop out imagine what she's going to look like after. FEED ME SEYMOUR, FEED ME.

I know this picture is a couple of months old, but it's a classic, as she's on the prowl for the CheeseBurger Basket with Curly Fries. I love curly fries.

By the way she is prego my eggo with twins.