Sunday, August 3, 2008

WHAT IN JESUS H. CHRIST IS THIS?

What in the holy fucking hell is this? He claims he "straight" and one of my really good friends would do him, she even stalked him for a while, creepy I know, not the stalking part but the fact that she would do him. He reminds of someone who would take a couple minutes in the middle of hump day to get up, pluck a few eyebrows, and put some "gel" in his hair. 

Seriously him and Jackie Warner would make a hot ass couple. I don't get the outfit at all, but it sure makes him look butch doesn't and NO straight man wears a vest or anything that resembles a vest. 

What does he do now a days where he gets invited to these Whorewood events? I am dying to get invited to some of these events because I would wear the biggest pair of pants and jacket I own in order to steal as much shit as possible so I could hawk that shit on Ebay. Addictions are a bitch.

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