GET A REAL JOB

Now that Jamie Lynn Spears popped that kid out of her vag there's all kinds of rumors going around that her boy toy has been cheating on her ass. Do you blame him? He knocked up a Spears and they are crazy as fuck.

This bitch above, a cross between Cameron Diaz and a Tranny Hooker on Santa Monica Blvd after 2am, is claiming that she bumped uglies, and I do mean uglies, with JL's baby daddy. They apparently met at a party and she could immediately tell there were sparks between the two. No Bitch, the sparks came from the meth that you just cut up on the back of the toilet. 

After a couple days they started hanging out and just kissing a few times. RIGHT. Like a teenage boy would just kiss. Trust me on this one, I've been a teenage boy and teenage boys fuck everything, from pillows to watermelons, to frozen chickens, not that I know from experience or anything. Back to the story.

So after a while they started doing the dirty deed, he would pick her up and they would go back to his place or they would just fuck in the car like classy white trash does. Apparently she broke it off a couple months after JL announced to the world that she was another statistic. 

This bitch needs to put a bag over her head and go away.