I've been looking for a new place to live and I think I have found it. Either one of those trash bins. They have both been blessed from the heavens above and they are actually a perfect fit for me as all of the things I own can fit into a shoe box.
Maybe I can have a homeless guy weld them together using plastic bags, used condoms, and just pure elegance to form a mini trash bin mansion. One is the living quarters and one is bedroom.
Either way, those bins are now blessed as the always elegant Shauna Sand crossed their paths. I am almost sure that those two people died shortly after this picture was taken due to the overall elegance of what they had just saw. Why is this bitch not being carried? She's the closest thing to Jesus H. Christ that walks our land on a daily basis.
When I move onto the next life I was to be reincarnated as her toilet seat. That is pure elegance.
RIP Beach People.
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