The lesbian Spice Girl is knocked up according to her latest blog entry, but get this, she's not a lezzie licker and has been together with a MAN for the last several years. Who Knew!!!She's the last spice on the rack to have a baby. Together the group has a total of like 23 kids or something, I don't really know to be honest and am just shit up. I know Posh and Becks have three, what a lucky bitch, not because she's been knocked up three times, but because she gets to ride that turkey jerky whenever she wants. I always carry a ball and gag with me just in case I run into him on the streets in LA, because you know I'd take it balls deep, but I don't want to hear that fucking voice of his. He needs a thicker cut, but it may be too late as the damage has already been done.
Any way 34 year old Sporty is going to be a mom ya'll, I guess that good news and all, but when is this baby invasion going to fucking stop. I must admit I am getting inspired by all these babies and am thinking about adopting a child myself. Not so much for love, but more as a maid/slave/personal assistant. I hate cleaning, hate getting dressed, and need someone to feed me. What's wrong with that?
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