So the midget fucked the retard (Anyone else think she looks like she's suffering from a case of the downs? Or it is just me?) and all he got out of it was throw on the floor and his scooter flipped over.
Mini-Me is claiming that crazy eyes attacked him, flipped over his scooter, scooped him up off the bed like a baby and dropped his midget ass on the floor. He's suing the bitch for 20 Million or some crazy ass amount.
Now, I am pretty educated about midgets, as my family always attended the Little People Conventions when they come to town. Alright, you caught me in a lie, we didn't "attend" them like go to the meetings and midget dances and shit like that, but we basically sat in the lobby of the hotel where the event was taking place and watched. Kind of like being at a zoo, a very, very small zoo.
I have no idea how he humped her, I am assuming how a chiwawa (spelled wrong, but I don't care) humps someone's leg, but I say good for him. Everyone needs something to hump once in a while. Thank God for pillows.
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